Corn only has four good uses: Whiskey, boiled, and if you are in the South fried and corn mill.
All small engine manuals will tell you to store dry. Doug has been lucky so far.
Glad Doug is seeing the humor. I like poking a little fun but don't want to offend. By the way I am hard on the GOP also.
I lived in Port Orchard WA (still own the house in McCormick Woods) and when I drove to Seattle and had to sit on I-5 for hours, I just assumed it was broken down cars because of E-10.