Peter: don't know if you found any interesting Jag/golf stories, but if you would like to start with a small joke , try this:
Three gentlemen, a lawyer, doctor and an engineer were out playing a round when they played up to a foursome who were playing exceedingly slowly, and apparently always losing their balls. The men called over the course ranger to complain when they were told that the foursome were firemen who were temporarily blinded in a fire. The doctor, upon hearing this offered free medical services. the lawyer did the same with his legal services.T he engineer, always pragmatic simply said they could play just as well at night. At this the other two reminded him that the local Jaguar Owners League played at night, since they were used to activities without light.